The Phunion recently went to see Justin Bieber in concert at MSG, and while we didn’t get to hang out with Trey or Dan Kanter, we DID get to meet a Bieber fan and interviewed them about the new relationship with Bieber and Phish.
The Phunion: So do you like Phish now?
Biebs #1 Fan: What are you talking about? I hate fish. It tastes fishy. I like chicken fingers. With ketchup.
The Phunion: No, the band. The ones that Kanter teases in some of the songs?
Biebs #1 Fan: Seriously, what are you talking about? I’m not supposed to talk to strangers. Why are you even at this concert? You’re old. Go away before I call my mom.
The Phunion: So you won’t be going to Phish shows this summer?
Biebs #1 Fan: Like at the aquarium? That sounds like something a stupid 10 year old would do. I’m 13. I’ll be at the pool, not watching stupid fish swim around. Maybe you should cut your hair and get a girlfriend. You look like the after picture from DARE class.
Needless to say, Bieber’s fans won’t be going on tour and don’t judge us, ya little shit.