Shares of Goldbond on the rise as Phish tour approaches

June 4, 2012 by TreyAntipasta

Futures of the stock Goldbond (GBND), a medicated body powder are on the rise this morning as jamband Phish begins its tour later this week in Worcester, Massachusetts and sales are expected to increase over the summer. Many Phish fans being male will lead to an increase in this multi-use powder which dries, refreshes and alleviates the need for a shower, albeit temporarily. Phish has been a leading indicator of increased sales of Goldbond, Alcohol, hotel business and deals in the 1 for 3, 2 for 5 market.

In other trading news, Molly shot up in early trading, although tomorrow morning the shares are likely to succumb to exhaustion and lead to a net loss for Brah Inc., which manufactures MDMA in mass quantities.

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