Rolling in cash from record sell outs for their Mexican vacation and return to the World’s Most Famous Karaoke Bar – Madison Square Garden; Phish drill-master Mike Gordon has announced a handful of west coast tour dates for Winter 2016.
Okay, so the grown ass man they call Cactus didn’t actually announce them since he’s stuck in the 1990’s updating his fucking answering machine. However several venues have tweeted that the prolific tweeter plans to make music in small clubs and theatres instead of performing in arenas with his three BFF’s from college. Then again, with both Fish and Trey crying over the fact that their idol Russell Wilson will not be playing football in January, a solo tour from Gordon saves us from having to see a member of Phish cry like a bitch up on stage once again.
Here are the confirmed yet not actually confirmed Mike Gordon Band dates as of press time. Unlike Umphrey’s McGee, Mike Gordon probably won’t have an opening band on these dates, because he doesn’t fucking need one.
Mike Gordon Band Winter 2016 Tour Dates:
01/22 Emo’s, Austin Tx
01/23 Numbers, Houston, TX
01/24 Granada Theater, Dallas, TX
01/26 Rialto Theatre, Tucson, AZ
01/27 Orpheum Theater, Flagstaff, AZ
01/29 The Fonda Theatre, Los Angeles, CA
01/30 The Observatory North Park, San Diego, CA
01/31 The Fillmore, San Francisco, CA
02/02 Crystal Ballroom, Portland, OR
02/03 Neptune Theatre, Seattle, WA
02/05 Park City Live, Park City, UT
02/06 Gothic Theatre, Denver, CO