Phish Announce Spring 2017 Canadian Tour Dates

November 9, 2016 by RobertPalmerPlore

With a majority of their fan base now moving north because American liberals were dumb enough to think Clinton could actually beat Trump for President; Phish has announced dates for their first full-fledged Canadian tour. Sponsored by local favourite Tim Horton’s, the trek will feature 13 dates from coast to coast. Here is where you can catch the band that was smart enough to back Bernie Sanders knowing that Clinton would get her Ass Handed to her by a gross man who want’s to grab you by the Poster Nutbag.


Phish Spring 2017 Canadian Tour Dates

3/16/17 Save-On Food-Memorial Centre/Victoria, BC
3/17/17 Prospera Place/Kelowna, BC
3/18/17 Prospera Place/Kelowna, BC
3/19/17 Takhini Arena/Whitehorse, YT
3/21/17 Multiplex/Yellowknife, NT
3/24/17 Rogers Place/Edmonton, AB
3/25/17 Brandt Cenrte/Regina, SK
3/26/17 MTS Centre/Winnipeg, MB
3/28/17 Air Canada Centre/Toronto, ON
03/29/17 Canadian Tire Centre/Ottawa, ON
03/31/17 Centre Bell/Montreal, QC
04/01/17 Centre Vidéotron,/Quebec City, QC
04/04/17 Mile One Centre/St. Johhn’s Newfoundland

Phish tickets by Canada Post are on sale now. General on-sale begins 11/18/16 eh.


  1. Michael Raymond says:

    And once again, Moose Jaw gets screwed

  2. krs10 says:

    F*%k these dates. Peterborough’s Memorial Centre gets shafted again. It’s a solid 4,329 seat OHL arena. Good thing we got Elton John and ZZTop, or, as we call them, ZedZedTop.

  3. Shauna says:

    Where do you buy tickets?

  4. Poster Nutbag says:

    Serious comments FTW

  5. John says:

    There is no 2017 Canadian Spring tour. Go to and see for yourself

  6. Natascha Chase says:

    If this is a joke its not phunny

  7. I love you guys and grateful dead too . Ocelot makes me sing loud . I live near Prince george ca nada when do you come near here again . says:

    Come back to Canada

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