We get it, you fucking hate 2016. You hate Trump, you hate the fact that Cleveland won a major sports championship, and you hate how gross the water tastes in Flint, Michigan. But most of all, you hate when your heroes die. From Bowie to Zsa Zsa, Prince to the MILF from The Brady Bunch, the Grim Reaper was a real nasty son of a bitch this year. But face it everyone, with more and more celebrities reaching their golden years, chances are 2017 isn’t going to be much better. That’s why we here at The Phunion are putting together our first annual Celebrity Death Pool.
The categories are as follows:
- Under 50
- World/Political Leader
- 3 Wild Cards
The rules are simple. We have five pre-determined categories and three wildcard spots. In the wildcard, you are free to pick anyone, however you must stick to the guidelines for the other five categories. The pre-determined categories are worth five points and the wildcards are worth three. To enter, you must have a valid Twitter account, as we will use that as your name on our nifty Google Doc for tracking purposes.
Email firstname.lastname@example.org with your Twitter handle and votes in the categories below, no later than 9pm PST on 12/30. In the event someone dies on New Year’s Eve, it must be past 12:00 am in the Time Zone the celebrity is in for this to count.
The individual(s) with the most points at the end of 2017 win bragging rights for 2018.
Best of luck to everyone! But really, what kind of sick fuck wishes death upon someone?