With a majority of their fan base now moving north because American liberals were dumb enough to think Clinton could actually beat Trump for President; Phish has announced dates for their first full-fledged Canadian tour. Sponsored by local favourite Tim Horton’s, the trek will feature 13 dates from coast to coast. Here is where you can catch the band that was smart enough to back Bernie Sanders knowing that Clinton would get her Ass Handed to her by a gross man who want’s to grab you by the Poster Nutbag.
Phish Spring 2017 Canadian Tour Dates
3/16/17 Save-On Food-Memorial Centre/Victoria, BC
3/17/17 Prospera Place/Kelowna, BC
3/18/17 Prospera Place/Kelowna, BC
3/19/17 Takhini Arena/Whitehorse, YT
3/21/17 Multiplex/Yellowknife, NT
3/24/17 Rogers Place/Edmonton, AB
3/25/17 Brandt Cenrte/Regina, SK
3/26/17 MTS Centre/Winnipeg, MB
3/28/17 Air Canada Centre/Toronto, ON
03/29/17 Canadian Tire Centre/Ottawa, ON
03/31/17 Centre Bell/Montreal, QC
04/01/17 Centre Vidéotron,/Quebec City, QC
04/04/17 Mile One Centre/St. Johhn’s Newfoundland
Phish tickets by Canada Post are on sale now. General on-sale begins 11/18/16 eh.