In a little more than a week, Phish will start their four night run at Madison Square Garden. While this event has occurred five times before, the difference this year is that The Disco Biscuits will be playing in the Theater at MSG, downstairs from the main room. The staff at The Phunion, in the interest of keeping the fans of both bands informed and educated, have put together a short comparison of the fan bases that will, for once, intermingle on the holiest of live music nights, New Years Eve.
Crowd
Phish Fans: Hippies, 30-somethings and a few Wooks
Bisco Kids: Lots and Lots of kidz, Wooks and Mahldogs
Weapon of Choice
Phish Fans: Glowsticks
Bisco Kids: Flat Brims
In between songs
Phish Fans: Check Twitter
Bisco Kidz: Check on their lot dogs
Preferred setbreak
Phish Fans: Bathroom, Water, Relax, Rest up for second set
Bisco Kidz: Take a quick K-hole power nap, drink just enough water to stay hydrated & not pass out
When the show is over
Phish Fans: Carried out on a musical high
Bisco Kidz: Carried out on stretchers.
Celebrity Connection
Phish Fans: The ghost of Peter Jennings always spends New Years with The Phish
Bisco Kidz: Lindsey Lohan flips out during ‘And the Ladies were the rest of the night”, punches Barber.
Happy New Years from all of us at The Phunion! Hugs, Trey Antipasta, Cactus Jack, Robert Palmer Plore and Page’s Mistress
I’ve seen way more stretchers and abused dogs at Phish shows. Spot on with setbreak, though!
Not anymore. The wooks are a dying breed Phish shows.
I fucking love your guises website, it really could be awesome with disco and phish playing in the same place… or it could be the worst thing that’s ever happened and most likely senario number 2 isis
At Phish shows: Trey pisses in your ear.
At Biscuits shows: kidzzz poop on the floor… in the pit!