Tipper Gore Reunites The PMRC After Her Son Gets Face Fucked By Phish At Dick’s

September 7, 2012 by RobertPalmerPlore

Last night in an undisclosed location outside of Nashville Tennessee, the PMRC allegedly had their first meeting in years. The numerous wives of politicians (with the most famous member being Tipper Gore) met over the concern of foul shenanigans occurring at rock concerts in America today.

In the crosshairs of the PMRC is the Vermont based rock band Phish. It was a week ago when the band Fucked The Faces of thousands of loyal fans in Colorado. According to the guy who was selling those shady Google/Golgi shirts out in the lots at Dick’s, Albert Gore III was in attendance and his Mommy is furious over the lyrical content and subliminal message her son was exposed too.

While there is no word how Mrs. Gore feels about her son being further exposed to cannabis at Dick’s (he was arrested back in 2007 for driving 100 miles per hour in a Prius while high as a mother fucker) the former second lady plans to lobby congress to put warning stickers on tickets of concerts that will feature foul language.

As always our calls to Phish were not returned, though they did send us a sweet sticker and pre-order information for Trey’s upcoming solo record. Our calls to longtime PRMC foe Frank Zappa were also not returned, but we assume that is because he is dead.


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