The Phunion’s Holiday Gift List

December 20, 2013 by TreyAntipasta

Want to get something for one of your favorite musicians? Well look no further! We have compiled all the gift ideas for your favorite musicians. Keep them in mind this holiday season while you are out shopping!

$20 plus shipping on Dry Goods (just a guess)

$20 plus shipping on Dry Goods (just a guess)

Trey Anastasio – New flannels and lessons from Scott Murawski on how to play “Sugar Shack”.

John Popper – A life size Jonah Hill cardboard cutout.

Marc Brownstein – Neck massage, Fisherman’s Friend and a flat breezy.

Marco Benevento – Anything Makers Mark.

Mike Gordon – Scarves. Lots of scarves. Also, shiny sleeves, shiny pants, shiny sneakers, shiny scarves and a copy of The Shining on laser disc.

The National – Prozac.

Phish Fans – A live DVD in HD.

Tom Marshall – A nice pair of slacks.

Grouplove – lessons on how to jam, to go with their faux hippie image.

Michael Franti – A pick me up.

The Baby’s Mouth – Any Phish from before 2009 (they’re new).

Jon Fishman – A vasectomy.

Dave Schools – Ribs.

John Bell – Whisky.

MGMT – Another 15 minutes.

Sam from Dog Gone Presents – A sense of humor.

Tool – Enough of Maynard’s attention to make a new record.

Phil Lesh – A second verse to the Donor Rap.

Gene Ween – A sober ninja. (We recommend Scotty B).

Arcade Fire fans – Gift cards to The Men’s Warehouse so they can afford an outfit for the show.

Matt Abts – A drum tech who looks just like him.

PhanArt – A haircut that doesn’t look like Fishman from 2010.

Bieber – A full mustache and any Phish from before 2009 (he’s new).

Bob Weir – Life Alert.

John Scofield – Soul.

Mastodon – An agent to book them at hippie festivals, because hippies need to be scared once in a while.

Safe Travels to MSG and Happy New Year everyone!


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