After years of speculation that a sponsorship was in the works, Mr. Miner’s Phish Thoughts has signed a deal to have his reviews of Phish’s 2013 Summer Tour brought to you by Thesaurus.com, a division of Dictionary.com “It took years of writing, editing, revising and using Thesaurus.com to expand my repertoire of words, concepts, expressions, idioms, phrases, terms and utterances,” said Mr. Miner. “I feel that this summer solstice will prove to be inspired, animated, heartened, infused and galvanized. Thesaurus.com plans to promote Mr. Miner’s Phish Thoughts throughout Summer Tour as a way to showcase a way to use the reference website for the benefit of those who use the site. Incorporated into the deal is unlimited access to Thesaurus.com, including the beta version of Superthesaurus.com, which has thousands of never before used synonyms, which Miner plans to use liberally in every show he recaps. A preview of his review of the Ventura Box Set includes three uses of ‘psychedelic’, as well as ‘hallucinatory’, ‘mind-bending’, ‘psychoactive’, ‘mind-expanding’, ‘hallucinogenic’, ‘mind-blowing’, ‘psychotropic’ and ‘consciousness-expanding’. Sources indicate that Miner plans to include ‘kaleidoscopic’ ‘many-coloured’, ‘harlequin’, ‘multi-coloured’, ‘motley’, ‘prismatic’ and ‘varicoloured’ to describe Kuroda’s lights this Summer. In related news, Phantasy Tour is working out a sponsorship with the Centers for Disease Control.