A is for Antelope Greg. A is also for Asshole.
B is for Big Balls.
C is for Charlottesville naked guy.
D is for Dicks. Because we all love Dicks.
E is for Esther. Bitch got what was coming to her.
F is for Fuck Your Face. Yes, YOUR face.
G for Greg. As in Antelope Greg, who is still an asshole.
H is for Hells Angels.
I is for Icculus, because he wrote the fucking book.
J is for JEMP cause who wants a Phish Blu-Ray release anyway?
K is for Ketamine. K is also for K-hole, because what the fuck did you think would happen when you took a horse tranquilizer?
L is for Let Me Lie. This is now the fourth Let Me Lie version released.
M is for Marley who won’t stop barking and is ruining the AUD from ’88 we’re listening to.
N is for Nitrous Mafia. Admit it, you’ve gassed a balloon after a show.
O is for Ocelot. O is also for Overplayed.
P is for, um … ah fuck it. We’ve got nothing for P.
Q is for Quadriphonic Toppling, naturally.
R is for Riker’s Mailbox, both the obscure track off Hoist and the Phish cover band inSt. Louis. We’ve heard good things.
S is for SHUT THE FUCK UP WHILE PHISH IS PLAYING!
T is for Thank you.
U is for Umphrey’s McGee, who started out as a Phish cover band.
V is for Vultures, but in a shocking upset Them Crooked Vultures came in with a higher cool factor than the Phish song.
W is for Wook, even though we wish it wasn’t.
X is for Xeyed and Painless which is actually spelled Crosseyed and Painless. Learn to spell you fucking wooks.
Y is for You Enjoy Art Photos.
Z is for Zimple, Zpock’s Brain, Ztorage Jam and Zand.